Are gaming laptops worth it? Dive into this snarky, no-holds-barred analysis of portable gaming rigs. Discover the compromises, perks, and harsh truths about gaming on the go. Spoiler: Keep that power cable handy, kid.

So, Bethesda’s latest attempt to salvage their space-faring snoozefest has crash-landed harder than a drunk pilot on Neon. Shattered Space, the DLC nobody asked for, has managed to plummet from “Mixed” reviews to “Mostly Negative” on Steam faster than you can say “16 times the detail.” Let’s break down this steaming pile of space junk,…

Dead Rising, once a beacon of challenge in the wasteland of easy-mode gaming, has been resurrected and promptly neutered. Some suit-wearing bigwig at Capcom, probably named Ryosuke Murai or something equally forgettable, had the audacity to explain why they’ve turned this zombie-slaying masterpiece into a walk in the park. Apparently, the original was just too…

Another sequel to a game that was almost great. Sucker Punch is back with “Ghost of Yotei,” because apparently, we didn’t get enough samurai action the first time around. Look, I’ll admit it: “Ghost of Tsushima” was good. It had its moments of brilliance, sweeping vistas that made you want to frame your TV, and…

Ah, the Silent Hill 2 remake. Another classic exhumed from its grave and slapped with a fresh coat of paint. Bloober Team, the masters of mediocre horror, have somehow managed to not completely butcher one of the most beloved psychological horror games of all time. Color me mildly surprised. Let’s get one thing straight: this…